› Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends its cute?
› Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? And if so, whose lifetime??
› Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
› If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
› Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
› Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
› Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
› If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
› Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn't people aim for their head?
› Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
› If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
› If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
› Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
› Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
› If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?